July 2012
- someone: that's so gay
- white girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
- someone: that's so gay
- gay person: i know right
The only thing I hate about having stretched ears
- Stranger Bitch: OMG R THOZE GAUGEZ?!?!?!
- Me: Yeah my ears are stretched. *eye roll*
- Stranger Bitch: OH EM GEEZ DOES IT HURT?!?!?!
- Me: Yes I love living in a constant state of agonizing pain.... It's my thing.
- Stranger Bitch: ............ You need jesus.
